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-Get in!
-No, not me!

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-I said, get in!
-No!

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Help!

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This has to be a mistake, please.

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I don't have any money
or anything. Please.

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Shut up!

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Please! Please!

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Cut!

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He wasn't believable,
let's do it again.

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-From the top.
-Okay.

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Untie him for a minute.

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HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE

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So are you excited about your wedding?

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I'm more concerned
about what it's costing me.

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We can still sabotage
Operation "Jaw Berry."

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Jaureguiberri. Say it right
or Mafer will get pissed.

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I keep forgetting it.

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Pretend you like girlie things for 10 minutes.
Don't screw this up.

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I won't screw this up!
I'm Team Dafer until the apocalypse.

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I just think there are
other wedding planners out there.

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No way. Mafer's heart is set on him,
and I'm not going to kill her dream.

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I'm giving her that wedding,
whatever the cost.

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You're such a warrior.

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"Whatever the cost."

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SUCCULENT GIRLS
KINKY ALICE

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Oh, man.

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-Oh, man!
-Hi, guys.

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What do you feel like
doing to me today?

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I'm...

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I'm all wet.

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Who wants a private session
with me today?

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Me, me. Coming!
Coming! Coming!

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The Gonzo.

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Gonzo.

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Sorry about this, Gonzo.
You'd get it.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Thank you...

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Big Fish!

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You're welcome.

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Thanks to you,
this schoolgirl will be able

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to go back to school.

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Is this what you do to pay
for your schooling, Alice?

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Yes.

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A good education is the foundation
for a better future, Alice.

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What scene was this for?
Because I didn't see it in the script.

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No. It's a projection exercise
that Farré likes to do

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to awaken your animal instincts.

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The blood is so realistic.
Congratulations, the effect is excellent.

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It's lamb's blood.

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Are you all right?

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-I understand the process...
-Good.

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...but I would have liked
to know beforehand

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so I could prepare.

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-Then there's no point, really.
-Right.

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Motherfucker!

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-Rats, dude!
-Yeah.

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-I hate rats!
-Yeah, we knew that.

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Yeah.

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Hello?

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Hi, Sebastián, it's Julieta.

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Julieta? How are you?

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I'm shitting you, idiot.

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Poker night at my place tomorrow.
Are you coming?

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-Fuck you, Gonzo!
-Is that a yes?

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-See you tomorrow.
-Bye.

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Thanks for coming with me, buddy!

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It's fine.

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I like to study self-oppressive patterns
in Mexican females.

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-Study this self-oppressive pattern!
-Okay, sorry.

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-I won't fuck it up, I swear.
-Thanks.

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I don't know what I'll do
when the book is finally in front of me.

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-What book?
-Jaureguiberri's catalog.

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It's basically the wedding bible.

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Follow his Ten Commandments
or you may as well call off the wedding.

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Tell me a commandment.

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You can't serve chicken.

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-No!
-Really.

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They served roasted chicken
at the best wedding I ever attended.

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But the smell...

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Jaure...

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Hi, girls, I'm glad you're here.
I was expecting you.

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How beautiful.
You must be María Fernanda.

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How beautiful.
You must be María Fernanda Azpe...

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Fuentes-Niño.

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Are you related to the Fuentes-Niños
from Monterrey?

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No.

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So follow me.
I have to evaluate your profile.

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Evaluate your profile?

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Yes, evaluate her profile.

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We don't have the luxury
of participating in just any event.

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Of course.

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Have a seat.
What would you like to drink?

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-A brewski.
-No. There's no brewski.

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-Two champagnes, please.
-Thank you.

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This event is of the utmost importance.

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-My boyfriend and I are...
-Excuse me.

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This is about the connection I have
with the bride.

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I can create only if we are in sync.

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Of course. You'll see that I know the book
practically by heart. I know all the...

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Just a moment.
This book is only for a few select brides.

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-Is that supposed to be a compliment?
-Fabiana, please!

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Forgive her, forgive her.

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-She knows nothing about wedding planning.
-Coaching.

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Why should I choose you
over that insufferable Bertha Salazar?

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Because I'm not insufferable?

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Do you know why
you aren't insufferable?

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-No.
-Because your ideas are stale,

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you're not evolving.

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I don't think you're ready.
You'll stay in your comfort zone.

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-You need to step it up...
-Shut up, you turd.

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-Fabiana!
-Sorry, you have to relax, asswipe.

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You should be flattered
that she chose you.

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Mafer's dreamed of her wedding
ever since she was 5.

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For her, a wedding is the celebration
of a lifelong love.

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It's intimate, personal,
not some industry or audition,

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which is what you're turning it into.

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Sorry, sorry. I didn't want to say it,
but it's too late now. I said it.

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Finally, someone who understands
the essence of marriage.

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María Fernanda Azpe Fuentes-Niño...

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are you ready to experience
the best day of your life?

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Yes? Together, all the way
to "trash the dress."

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What diet are you doing?

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Daniel is doing keto, and I'm doing
the Peruvian celery detox and fasting.

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-Yes. Okay.
-Add nopal cactus to it.

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Okay? Good. My assistant will give you
the quote, okay?

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Hans. Give them the quote, please.

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Francesca, let's go.

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Damn you.

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You're an asshole!
But I love you.

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I've been a very bad girl lately.

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My parents kicked me out of the house,
and I feel so lonely.

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Shucks, shucks.

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It's funny sometimes how fate
brings two people together

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who can get along so well so soon.

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I had to move out
of my house too. I get you.

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Feeling lonely... is horrible.

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-You know something? I think that...
-What?

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I deserve...

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a spanking.

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No! No way, you don't.
Don't even say that.

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-I don't?
-No. I'm not that kind of guy.

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Believe me.
I follow a completely different road.

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Really? Then how do you plan
on punishing me, professor?

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Why would I punish you?
I really like you, Alice.

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Oh, yes. I'm totally wet
from excitement.

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I can't wait until you take me.

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All right. I'm kind of...

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a little bit wet.

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A little drop, perhaps.
Naughty.

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You're naughty!

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I know this may sound a bit weird, Alice,
because we've never met, but...

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I'm going to help you.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Let's elope...

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and fuck like crazy.

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-"Fuck like crazy."
-First you have to make a deposit.

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Cry, Sebastián. You have to connect
with your inner child.

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What would you tell him
to draw out the inner child?

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If I were the director,
I would tell him...

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What?

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What? Please, tell me.

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-Good one! I was thinking about it!
-Good one!

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00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,632
-Let's leave him like that!
-What?

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00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,130
-Welcome! Thank you so much!
-See you!

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00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,173
Director, sir?

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00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:09,166
-Take him out in an hour.
-Ferré?

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00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,338
How would you react
if I asked Lucía on a date?

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00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,347
What are you talking about, brat?
How old are you?

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00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,889
Easy... First, I've lived
much more than you have.

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And I have to tell you something,
good luck with Adán... He is crazy.

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San... San-- San!

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Get me out of here.

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When is this exercise ending?
We've been here four hours.

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Adán?

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Don't worry. Talk to Daniel,
explain the quote to him.

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I can't, he's going to kill me.
He'll kill me.

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I'll plan it.
A small, intimate wedding.

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-Tiny.
-Look.

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Nothing would make me happier
than you not paying that phony.

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But you know Daniel,
he'll do everything he can

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to give you the wedding
you've always dreamed of.

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I don't want it to be
more about the money than about us.

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00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:04,021
Finally, someone who understands
the essence of marriage.

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00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,226
-Okay, who saved you in there?
-You!

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00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,185
-Who saved you?
-Big time!

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00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,905
For fuck's sake.
Thanks, doc.

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00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,658
What happened to you?

188
00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:19,242
Nothing. I was lying down in the trailer
and a rat bit me.

189
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,000
What?

190
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,369
What do you mean,
a rat bit you?

191
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,132
Adán put rats in my trailer.

192
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,208
You know Adán's methods.

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00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:30,838
What methods?

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00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,220
The kidnapping?

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00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:37,473
The rats in my trailer?
The cage, the virgin lamb's blood?

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00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,514
Nobody else?

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00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,599
Really? I'm...

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00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,853
I'm the only one?
He hasn't done that to you?

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00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:44,895
No.

200
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,017
You think he doesn't like me?

201
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,605
No, he probably demands more from you
because you're the main actor

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00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,402
and he knows you can handle it.

203
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:56,698
Of course.
Yes, yes, that must be it.

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00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,615
Relax. You're doing a good job.

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00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:06,042
YOU ARE NOTHING!

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00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:12,764
I told you, we can't pay for it.
Forget it.

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00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,799
I'll plan it,
I'll design everything,

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00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,804
something small, intimate,
only friends.

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00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,717
-Who needs a tent with vines dropping down...
-Dear.

210
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,767
-...a carpet of roses...
-Dear.

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00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,310
...the choir of schoolboys singing
in French and Swahili?

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00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:31,935
-It's so pretty.
-We can do it. Okay?

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00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,855
We have some savings,
I'm expecting excellent commissions,

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00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,855
and I'll borrow the rest from my dad.

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00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:41,156
You've never asked him for money.
You're not going to start now.

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00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,993
This is different, it's a loan.

217
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,118
No...

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00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,674
There will be
a lot of strings attached.

219
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:52,455
Why go there now?
You've always avoided it.

220
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,006
Let's say that could be
his wedding present to us.

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00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,010
-Seriously?
-Yes.

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00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:03,274
Make the first payment,
we'll schedule the rest and... have fun.

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00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,017
You're going to be the prettiest bride
in the neighborhood.

224
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,242
Hi, sweetie. How are you?
Can you talk for a second?

225
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,988
Of course I can, captain!

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00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,200
What should I do
to go up to the bridge?

227
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:23,661
Captain? Wasn't I your professor?
Whatever.

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00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:28,792
The plan is practically done,
I just need to turn in some papers at the bank,

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00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,634
-but we're practically set.
-What for, dude?

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00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,592
I love you, Spocky.

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00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,421
Alice, this is serious,
for God's sake. Listen to me.

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00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:42,297
DrSpocky69!
You're so generous today!

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00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,387
Listen.

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00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:49,056
Alice, who is that idiot DrSpocky69?
Are you talking to somebody else?

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00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,314
There are a lot of other sailors
on this ship, captain.

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00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,476
It really turns me on
when you call me captain.

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00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,645
I know.

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00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:58,823
Alice, we're off to Cartagena,
just like I promised. You and I!

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00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,534
Oh, no. That's enough.
See you later, captain.

240
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,115
No! What do you mean,
"see you later"?

241
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:07,951
Don't go, we're talking about
something important for our future!

242
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,079
Hi, son.

243
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,747
Hi, Dad, how'd it go?

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00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,247
Fine. We beat them.

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00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,418
Very good.

246
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:18,836
So, what's up?

247
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:23,931
Nothing, I came to tell you
that Mafer and I are engaged.

248
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,349
Really?

249
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,058
How are you paying
for the wedding

250
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,154
on the shit salary you get
from those clowns, the Arizas?

251
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,573
Aren't you going to congratulate me?

252
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,320
Of course, son.
Congratulations.

253
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,652
Thank you.

254
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:45,123
Did you know that with a bonus from our firm,
you could pay for the wedding,

255
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,700
the honeymoon and even place
a down payment on an apartment?

256
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,699
I came to ask you for a loan,

257
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,748
but I realize you'll throw it
in my face for the rest of my life.

258
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,541
Listen, son.

259
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,956
I'll lend you the money...

260
00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:01,972
just as long as you quit working
for my competition and come work here.

261
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,137
Here we go again, Dad.
The same old story.

262
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,560
I don't know why
it's so hard for you to accept

263
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,140
that you'll have your life settled
working for me.

264
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,016
You wouldn't have to worry
about bullshit.

265
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:17,153
And I don't know why it's so hard for you
to understand that I don't want to.

266
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,612
I'm not responsible for the legacy
of the Lebrija name.

267
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,284
Why do you insist
on living through me?

268
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:28,913
Shit, I'm here to share my engagement
and my joy with you, and it doesn't sink in.

269
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,327
Don't worry, Dad.

270
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,209
I'll send you your invitation.

271
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,978
-What's up, honey?
-How'd it go?

272
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,614
-He's excited about the wedding.
-Really?

273
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:04,652
Okay. So, what did he say,
is he going to help us?

274
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,331
Who's going to have
a Jaureguiberri wedding?

275
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,828
Fuck yeah!
You're the best.

276
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,631
You're incredible, seriously, the best.
Thank you so much.

277
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,498
The best for the best bride.

278
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,168
You're incredible.

279
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,474
I love you. Bye.

280
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,613
Did you check my credit history?

281
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,992
No, fucker. You're sinking in debt,
give me back my cards.

282
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,281
-Mine too, dude.
-Okay, okay.

283
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:53,035
Sebastián, this is a good time to tell you
that I took 100 pesos this morning.

284
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,749
Come on, man.

285
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:58,499
Sorry, sorry, man.
I really need to help Alice.

286
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,754
Kinky Alice.

287
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,668
The cam girl you jack off to?
You have some serious problems.

288
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,796
-That's what the credit is for? To jerk off?
-Dudes...

289
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,894
That's not what it's for.
I want to get her out of that lifestyle.

290
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:15,230
She hates having to put up
with all those sickos every day.

291
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,268
Why can't you see
that all I want

292
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,772
is to give her what her parents
couldn't give her?

293
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:25,279
Did she ask you to take her out of that
or to pay for her tuition?

294
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,740
No. Not in so many words,
she didn't ask me for that.

295
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,953
But, man,
I know she isn't happy there.

296
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,406
I know her,
she's my girl, dude.

297
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,745
If you pay to see her boobs,
she's not your girl, dude. You're her client.

298
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,212
-Boom!
-Okay.

299
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,957
Did "Jaw Berry" accept you
as clients?

300
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,884
Jaureguiberri, dude.
Say it right, Mafer will get pissed.

301
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,295
-Mafer isn't here.
-But yeah.

302
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:53,814
The son of a bitch sent us a quote
as if he were doing Luis Miguel's wedding.

303
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,678
I told you, weddings last
eight short hours

304
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,726
and then you regret the expense
for the rest of your boring life,

305
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:03,151
living in a cardboard box
in a damn suburb.

306
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,277
I get anxious thinking
about your future.

307
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,909
But I'm going to have the best time
at your wedding,

308
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,449
even if it's the stupidest decision.

309
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,702
Let me tell you what a wedding is.

310
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,623
It's not a fancy party where you get bombed
and wear your best clothes.

311
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,833
It's the celebration of two people
who decided to stay together

312
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,455
for the rest of their days.

313
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,172
It's of huge relevance.

314
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,342
They choose to assume
that commitment

315
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,171
in front of all the people
who are important to them.

316
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,627
Do you realize what it is?

317
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,138
It's not a celebration
between two people,

318
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,851
it's a celebration of love, for love.

319
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,312
It's a celebration of life, you idiot.

320
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,149
-No, dude.
-That's not it.

321
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,244
It's just that Mafer has her heart
completely set on Jaureguiberri.

322
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,032
I'm not taking that dream
away from her.

323
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,985
Okay. You can look at it
that way too.

324
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:59,374
But can you write that down for me
to read at the wedding?

325
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,714
-Right!
-Of course!

326
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,750
Is Mafer bitching again?

327
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,843
What did we say about calls?

328
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,299
No, it's from the office.
I have to go back.

329
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,879
-You're shitting us!
-Come on, dude!

330
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:14,514
-Yes, whatever I can get.
-This is our poker night, you can't go.

331
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,894
I need all the overtime to pay for it.

332
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,851
See what I mean?
Weddings destroy friendships. Damn traitor!

333
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,983
ARIZA STOCK EXCHANGE GROUP

334
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,060
Ariadna, what's so important?

335
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,555
The investors from Monterrey
will be here early tomorrow

336
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,768
and Billy isn't answering his phone.

337
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,567
-What do we have to do?
-We have to polish up the presentations

338
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,822
and add the five-year projection.

339
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,534
Fine. I'll take care of it.

340
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,034
-Thanks a lot, Daniel.
-You're welcome.

341
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,365
Call me if you need me for anything.

342
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,333
Don't worry, no problem.

343
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,583
-Thanks.
-So long, Dan.

344
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,875
-Thanks. Bye.
-Likewise, bye.

345
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,590
-Hi, honey. Is everything okay?
-Hi, sweetie.

346
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,881
Fine, but I'll have to stay
at the office all night.

347
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:59,970
Hey, I just made a considerable donation,
it's nothing huge,

348
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,596
but I can promise to donate
that amount every month

349
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:07,855
until you have enough money
to get out of this line of work.

350
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:11,109
I told you I'd give you
what your parents couldn't.

351
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,114
My parents?

352
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,409
Let's see.
What are you talking about?

353
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:20,949
When we met, you said
that you were sad and depressed

354
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:24,455
because your parents kicked you out
and you had to quit school.

355
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:27,419
So I said I'd help.
That's what I'm doing now.

356
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,670
-That was just role-playing, idiot.
-What?

357
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:31,963
Role-playing.

358
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,932
I played along,
which is what I do with all my clients.

359
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:40,009
-Maybe I haven't made myself clear.
-I do this out of choice. Okay?

360
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:45,307
I studied marketing and acting,
I got a boob job,

361
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:49,653
all so that I could create my own brand
and be my own boss.

362
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,231
I make 50 times
more than what you donated, don't fret.

363
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,607
What are you saying, Alice?

364
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,864
I feel like I don't know you, Alice.
Come on.

365
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,577
I bought two tickets to Cartagena.
What do you mean? I'm broke.

366
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,493
Alice!

367
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,502
You can't do this to me.
I'm deeply in love with you.

368
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,245
I'm doing this to help, come on!

369
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:15,166
You're the one who needs help here.
Find a fucking psychiatrist.

370
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,012
KINKY ALICE
OFFLINE

371
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,762
What a crazy guy.

372
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,095
Fifty times?

373
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,016
That's a lot of dough, fuck.

374
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,485
Daniel! Did you stay all night?

375
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,819
Yeah.

376
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,574
-The investors are coming.
-Is Billy here? He never answered his phone.

377
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,368
It was Dealer Wednesday,
he must be strung up.

378
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,912
The presentation is ready,
and we'll close the deal today.

379
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,327
-Sorry, but you look terrible.
-Thanks a lot.

380
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,746
I keep an extra suit for Billy
for emergencies.

381
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,085
-Come, you can wear it.
-Sure thing.

382
00:20:55,546 --> 00:21:00,046
Time is a mirage.
Space is nothing.

383
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,224
The vortex is
the root of acceleration...

384
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,845
Cut. Try it again, from there.

385
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,141
Yes, sir.

386
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:07,524
Any observations, maestro?

387
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,640
You're right there,
you tell me.

388
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,562
Time is...

389
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:17,318
Motherfucker! Cut, please!
Shit, this guy just doesn't get it!

390
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,652
Get him a cup of coffee or something!

391
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,196
Motherfucker! Cut, please.
He can't do it. Get him a cup of coffee.

392
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,870
More overtime,
thanks to Sebastián.

393
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,754
What's wrong?

394
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:28,789
I don't get it.

395
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,921
I tried every version
I could think of.

396
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,459
Withdrawn, sad, solemn, agitated,
and Christian Bale.

397
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,804
I don't know,
do something different. That's all.

398
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:43,262
Take the time to record some ADRs
while I talk to the maestro.

399
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,597
Let's go to the trailer,
it'll be quieter.

400
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,391
Who should I give these to?

401
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,274
Who should I give these to?

402
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,895
Weapons!
Who should I give these to?

403
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,736
One, two, three.
Talk to me.

404
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,858
One, two, one, two.
Hello, hello.

405
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,065
One, two. One, two.
I'm a jackass.

406
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,576
One, two. I'm a disappointment,
nobody likes me.

407
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,038
I don't know
why I'm in this movie.

408
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,617
It's just a job, Sebastián.

409
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:14,044
This is my first important project
in several years, and...

410
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,455
-Louder
-...with a good director.

411
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,134
-Okay.
-We've done 44 takes

412
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,132
and he hasn't said a word.

413
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,224
Don't whisper.

414
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,679
-He hates me.
-Okay. He doesn't hate you.

415
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,392
The whole crew hates me.

416
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:29,310
Not everybody is watching
what you do or don't do, come on.

417
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:33,942
Everyone has their own problems.
I'm a sound technician, I hear everything.

418
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,652
Really? Like what?

419
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,071
Android 2 has diarrhea.

420
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,409
He's shitting in my ear.

421
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:48,486
Man! Oh, no,
it sounds like a river!

422
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,911
-Here. Don't listen to those things.
-Heavens.

423
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:56,084
-Enough, enough. Let's get to work.
-Yes.

424
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,337
Okay.

425
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,300
Here we go.

426
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,639
-Can I tell you something?
-Sure.

427
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,893
But you can't tell anybody.

428
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:09,971
Okay.

429
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,853
-Between me and you.
-Me and you.

430
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,854
Farré, the famous Farré,

431
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:19,267
made me put microphones
all over the set.

432
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:20,567
In the kitchen.

433
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:24,319
-The hallways, bathrooms.
-Is this for real?

434
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:25,452
-Yes.
-Why?

435
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,660
He wants to know
people's opinion of his movie.

436
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,124
Are you serious?

437
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,290
He's a lot more insecure than you.

438
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,789
But a lot more insecure!

439
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:35,791
When I say insecure...

440
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:38,793
He can't be more insecure than me.
There's no way.

441
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,376
Let's see if I'm in luck.

442
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:43,377
Two seconds.

443
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,715
Here it is.

444
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:49,719
Yeah.

445
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:51,972
It's all yours.

446
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:58,689
Welcome to Adán Farré's podcast
with Adán Farré and today's guest,

447
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,691
the many-times-awarded director
Adán Farré.

448
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,074
Tell us, Adán,
do you consider yourself a genius?

449
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:08,283
No. Tarkovsky was a genius.

450
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,374
You're not far from him, Adán.

451
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:15,202
I do what I can, that's all.

452
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:20,038
What would you say
to your critics, Farré?

453
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,296
I'd tell them
that I don't read their reviews.

454
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:28,126
-No way.
-That's the real Farré.

455
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,847
-Really?
-Really.

456
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:33,888
Okay, we're going to continue, silence.

457
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,983
Let's do this, let's do this.
This is the good one.

458
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,230
Yeah.

459
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,272
-How are you doing, sound?
-Ready, sir.

460
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,935
Sebastián, tell them all to fuck off.

461
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,646
Come on. Ready.

462
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,526
Come on, audio ready.

463
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:54,330
Scene 89, take 46, set... action.

464
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,870
You don't say "action"!

465
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:57,619
Sorry.

466
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,123
Action.

467
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:03,251
Time is a mirage,
space is nothing.

468
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,756
The vortex is the root
of Tetra-11's acceleration.

469
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:11,089
We made an inverted temporal turn,
which doesn't make sense

470
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:14,467
because the kinetic well
should be liquid.

471
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,635
Let's rescue Gala and Magneta
because this is a trap.

472
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,240
Genius!

473
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,576
Okay.

474
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:42,705
Well, thanks, everybody,

475
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:47,802
and sorry that I took so long
to get it right, but I did.

476
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,840
Maestro Farré, thank you.

477
00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:53,514
Nobody has ever called me
a genius before.

478
00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,006
How did you get there?

479
00:25:56,347 --> 00:26:00,137
After all those takes,
who got you there?

480
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,519
Who's the genius?

481
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,316
Very good.

482
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,435
Who's the fucking genius?

483
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,738
-Genius.
-Genius.

484
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:15,202
-Genius, genius!
-Genius!

485
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:16,986
Genius!

486
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,616
-Genius!
-Genius!

487
00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:22,998
Okay, everybody,
it's a wrap. It's a wrap.

488
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:28,799
Remember, our director wants us
to come in dressed in purple tomorrow.

489
00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:31,839
We don't get it, we're mere mortals,
but he knows why he wants it.

490
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:34,506
It's a wrap, everybody!

491
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,558
How did the chick
with the giant boobs go?

492
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:41,768
Ginger Boy!

493
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,904
-Thank you.
-So long. Thanks for coming.

494
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,112
Thank you so much.

495
00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:51,691
-See you. It was a pleasure.
-Thank you, goodbye.

496
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,567
Well done, Daniel.
I'm going to tell Mr. Ariza.

497
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:57,405
-It must have been the suit.
-Perhaps it was the suit.

498
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,331
-The investors from Monterrey?
-Yes.

499
00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,120
-We have a meeting with them.
-We had it.

500
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:06,500
They went away happy.
They're sending us the signed contracts.

501
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:07,884
It's a done deal.

502
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,090
Why the fuck did you have
the meeting without me?

503
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:13,301
-Why did you do that, Danny Boy?
-That's so uncool, Danny Boy.

504
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,842
You broke the pussy broker code.

505
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:20,104
Billy, I called you all night,
we had to do something.

506
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:23,351
-Ari Girl, please bring me my emergency suit.
-Billy, the thing is...

507
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,604
I stayed here overnight.

508
00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:29,358
-I thought it would be best...
-I didn't have clean clothes here.

509
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,230
...to lend him your suit.

510
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:42,497
You stole my meeting with them
and my custom suit,

511
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,498
which is like Ray Liotta's suit
in  Goodfellas.

512
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,170
-That suit is so cool.
-Word.

513
00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:50,249
You were my boy.

514
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,972
You were my boy!

515
00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:01,385
Roleplay, I'm a rocker.
Roleplay, I'm a rocker. Yeah, I'm a rocker.

516
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:04,182
I have a band.
Yeah, I have a band.

517
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,556
I'm a rocker.

518
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:10,364
Wow, sure thing.
A private room.

519
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,729
Fish, you're selling
like hot tamales.

520
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:14,237
Sure, let's do this.

521
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:18,913
You wanna see my band?
You wanna see my band?

522
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,237
Shit, no!

523
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,040
Fuck, this job is hard!

524
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:33,958
Really, wow.

525
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,507
Oh, what the hell?

526
00:28:58,904 --> 00:28:59,914
Hello?

527
00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:02,829
What's up, Sebastián?
This is Julieta, from the flyer.

528
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,370
Sure! Fuck you, Gonzo.

529
00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:09,205
-What?
-Stop calling me.

530
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,707
Sebastián, can you hear me?

531
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,252
What the hell?